Binoculars Are in the Eyes of the Beholder

Some people pay well over $2000 for binoculars

because they know they are really fineoculars

but mine are not particularly expensive

and if they are falling apart I just tie them together

so I end up with some cheap twineoculars

but when I slipped and fell into a pig sty

they instantly converted into not fit to be tied swineoculars.

 

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