Toucans

Two toucans can do what a fewcan

but not nearly as much as a slewcan.

The Red-Necked Phalarope

I feel like such a dope!

Many waterbirds are hard to distinguish

and now my hope to clearly identify a Red-Necked Phalarope is extinguished.

You see, because I won’t,

I forgot to bring my five thousand dollar scope.